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People Jokes. Here's Bart Simpson laughing at the jokes.
People Jokes

Animal Jokes. This is a monkey. In case you didn't know.
Animal Jokes

Monster Jokes. This is your best friend, Frank Enstein.
Monster Jokes

Other Jokes. Got no other picture, so we put this.
Other Jokes

The Jokeness Monsters present:
Your Jokes!

Now you lot have a go... send in your jokes, see if you're as successful in making each other laugh!

One day a man went to the local clinic to have his monthly check-up. After all the tests were taken he was told to come back to the clinic as soon as the doctor asked for him. A couple of days later he was called to the doctor's office.
"So how did it go, Doc?"
"Well... there's some good news and some bad news."
"So?"
"The good news is that you have precisely one day to live," said the doctor, smiling.
"ONE DAY?! How's that supposed to be good?!" cried the patient.
"The BAD news is that I should have told you yesterday."

- sent in by MrNeoGuy