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Animal Jokes

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Other Jokes. Got no other picture, so we put this.
Other Jokes

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People Jokes!

If this page is making you laugh... that's not good enough! The Jokeness Monsters want your heads rolling on the floor, laughing!

What do you call a deaf person?
Anything you like they won’t hear you. C'mon hammer, hit it, hit that nail!

Why did the boy get a hammer to school?
Because the school was breaking up.

Why did the boy get a ladder to school?
Because he was in high school

How can you keep cool at a football match?
Stand next to a fan burglar

What four letters scare burglars?
O I C U

Where did the man with a broken hand go?
To the second hand shop

Cooks bullying the food! Why are cooks bullies?
Because they whipped the cream, beat the eggs and batter the fish

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