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Last nite i lay in bed looking @ the stars, the beautiful sky & the endless horizon… & suddenly, i thot… where the hell is my roof?
Our frenship means a lot 2 me. If we were d last ppl on a sinkin ship & there’s only 1 life jacket, i’l um… er… ah… i’l miss u 4 sure!
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
The police r looking 4 a suspect whos smart, witty n gorgeous- they’v already eliminated u frm their enquiry so cud u hide me?
A baby monkey asks his mother, y r we ugly?
Mother said: Thank God we look like this, u shud see the person reading this!
life is like a movie
wen ur happy... comedy
wen ur sad... tragedy
wen u hav enemies... action
& wen u look in the mirror... horror!
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