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Other Jokes. Got no other picture, so we put this.
Other Jokes

The Jokeness Monsters present:
Animal Jokes!

Don't worry. These animals won't bite you to death. They'll tickle you to death, instead!

Why did the monkey tie banana skins on his feet?
So he could have slippers. monkey

What did the Lion said to his cubs?
Wait until you see a Zebra crossing.

What animal you should never play with?
A cheetah.

Where did the cat sitter get cats?
From a cat-alogue.

What do you get if an elephant squashed your best mate?
A flat mate

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper

Why did the crab blush?
Because the seaweed!

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